And that was when i nearly cried

Just another day of college, went with a bus cuz i cant freaking drive yet...Oh and the bus driver's probably from Mars.. He looks like a Chinese, but he speaks Tamil and he has a Malay name.. so i was thinking....maybe he's a Chinese who was probably adopted by an Indian family....but why does he have a Malay name?? Or maybe he's just another Marsian who came visit the earthlings but somehow couldnt get his language, race and physical apprearance right.

Anyway, i should stop talking about this bald big-bellied Marsian bus driver..

So, in the afternoon me and my friends Ivy, Lawrence, Sharon, Yen Yee, Wilson, YJ, Jun Hsien and another guy which i cant remember were eating lunch under this big shady tree... yes big, nice and shady tree =D
So we were eating and eating and I suddenly heard a splat, i looked across the table and saw something on YJ's arm, i looked at YJ's face, no reaction. Looked again, he started smiling and shaking his head, i couldnt help it anymore and started laughing my head off, i couldnt believe he got BIRD SHIT on his arm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so funny everyone at the table started laughing at him...

and that was when i nearly cried...

I couldnt control my laughter.... YJ grabbed a tissue and started wiping his arm, Yen Yee was being nice and took out her hand sanitizer and said: " Here! Have some! " then she started squeezing the sanitizer on his arm..... LOL someone got LUCKY sitting under a tree!!! HAHA! it was SO close to his plate!!!!!

YJ was shaking his head and said: "Next time, i need an umbrella.."