Me: Erm, you need to go on a diet
Pickles: What? why? but i'm not fat...
Me: Yes you are.. you have to go on a diet.
Pickles: No! Whatever. I'm hungry.
Me: Well, you can't eat.
Pickles: Do you know that i'm having grilled chicken and mashed potatoes for dinner?
Me: *pissy* What? you can't eat that!
Pickles: But....i HAVE to eat right?
Me: ok fine. just half a spoon of mashed potatoes and a small piece of chicken ok?
Pickles: But....that's not enough.....
Me: Shut up! you can only eat that.
Pickles: Fine. ill use those spoons that uh....giants use..
Me: how would you know giants exist huh? have u seen them??
Pickles: Err no...that's cuz...cuz they live in the center of the earth and u can't see them..HA!
Me: then they don't use spoons cuz it would be too hot in there and the spoons would melt..HA!
Pickles: their spoons don't melt cuz it's made of magnetite! magnetite doesnt melt!!
Me: Whaa? well..uh...how do u know it doesn't melt?
Pickles: whatever.. im going to eat now..
Me: only a little ok?
Pickles: yea, n ill use those kind of spoons that Yao Ming uses
Me: Yao Ming uses normal size human spoons ok?
Pickles: No he doesnt...he's so freakishly huge he definitely needs a freakishly huge spoon to eat with his freakishly huge hands..
Me: haha... go eat la u fat..
Pickles: what did u say?
Me: Nuthin'
lmao. that's the end of our spoon argument.
